Sample Menu
Welcome snack Popcorn tossed in soft herbs and grass-fed lemon-thyme butter Buffet/grazing Fennel, orange and chive ravioli on charred endive Smashed kipfler potatoes tossed in sage-kale pesto and roasted garlic Tasmanian quinoa salad with ras al hanout and preserved lemon Golden beet salad with…
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Criminal Lawyer
I’ve been watching this great television show lately, called Spanish Study Group, which is about an American lawyer who has to go back to school when they find out that he cheated on his bar exam writing the answers on the inside of his…
Build My Castle
I am on a mission to build the biggest house in the southern hemisphere. As it stands currently, the biggest and most expensive house is worth $46M, and I want to double that. I’ve purchased an entire suburban block to build my home. Now…
The Green Queen
Oh my goodness gosh-ness gracious me, Patty is THE worst. I swear, it’s like she’s competing in the International Worst Olympics and is currently in the middle of a gold-medal-winning, record-setting performance. She’ll finish her routine (at being the worst), give a flourish to…