Lots of Steel

Something tells me business is going to be booming soon. All the newspapers are talking about how some alien is coming to Earth to take it over, turning our precious planet into an intergalactic parking lot. They’re all doom and gloom, worried about what this means for the human race and our survival. You know, all that usual stuff the media talks about to get us scared. Well, when I read those articles, I don’t see the end of the world. I see dollar signs.

Turning an entire planet into a parking lot sounds like an expensive project. It’s one that will require a lot of metal. That’s perfect for me, as a steel fabricator. I bet I could sell my entire stock to this so-called Nitrous Dioxide. Sounds like the perfect opportunity for me. I can help if he’s in need of a steel lintels supplier. Melbourne builders know I’m the one to call; I’m sure someone would give me a reference.

I’ve been waiting for an opportunity like this. Every night I look through my telescope outside, into the vastness of space, and I always wonder if there’s some extraterrestrial creature out there, in need of my steel supplies. Well, thanks to the Parking Lot Cup, that dream has finally come true. Of course, there will be a lot of competition for Melbourne steel fabrication when it comes to a project this massive, but I’m confident I can get the deal done. I have, by far, the best steel in Melbourne. Second to none. If this alien wants to get his parking lot built right, he simply has to choose me as his steel supplier. Otherwise it won’t be quality and aliens will be able to tell that the parking lot isn’t as sturdy as it could be. Then I’m sure they’ll be finding another intergalactic parking lot.

I wonder what the purpose of turning a planet into a parking lot is, though. Maybe they’ll have shuttle services going to the other planets around the solar system? I’m not sure there’s a lot to do on those planets. Maybe this Dioxide guy should have done his research on our solar system first.